peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

(Source: billycraplan)

photoshoppedreality:

hussiescondensedevil:

eating is so badass i mean you put something in a cavity where you smash and destroy it with 32 protruding bones and then a meat tentacle pushes it into a pool of acid and after a few hours you absorb its essence and transform it into energy just wow

That is the most metal thing I have ever read in my whole life.

(Source: halfassedotaku)

rneerkat:

thoughtsofmeerkat:

girl are u my mom because u are number 1 in my life

please dont ever use this pickup line

Wat